Green Porno Live at the Natural History Museum
“She has eaten many husbands already…but that doesn’t scare me! My sexual drive is the strongest!” Six years have passed since I watched the indelible Isabella Rossellini online garbed in head-to-toe...
View ArticleBasic Bitches Rejoice: A Guide to Bay Area Pumpkins
My name is Molly Sanchez and I am a basic bitch. Fall is a sacred time for my people. A time when our favorite flavor, pumpkin can reign supreme before December comes and it's overturned by it's lesser...
View ArticleGet Yourself a TIMF Festival Pack!
If you're heading out to Treasure Island Music Festival next week (or find yourself going to all the festivals that permeate the Bay Area) you might want to consider investing in one of the Hello,...
View ArticlePhotos: San Francisco Organized Neatly
Cities are often chaotic places. For all their careful organization, most of what goes on from street to street is totally random. Every once in a while though, your turn signal matches up with the...
View ArticleBeing a Perfectionist Is Making Me Miserable
When it comes to good advice, Jessica Lanyadoo has it in spades. The Mission’s resident psychic/astrologer/badass gets booked months in advance by San Franciscans seeking help with everything from...
View Article4 Ways to Crowdsource Creativity
Making space to boost your learning capacity amongst the day-to-day routine of working and living in the Bay Area can seem a daunting prospect. This new weekly series will explore ways to rethink your...
View ArticleHow the New Airbnb Laws Will Affect You
Rejoice Airbnb quasi-landlords, and reap the now legal, if limited, benefits of having rent control and a working internet connection. But don’t break out the champagne just yet, because the new...
View ArticleThe Princess Diaries House is For Sale
Good news for people with fond memories of teen movies from the early 2000s. According to Curbed, the historic firehouse on Brazil Ave. that is known as The Princess Diaries house is on the market for...
View ArticleMap Shows SF Rent Prices vs. Shuttle Locations
SF designer Suwanna Ruayrinsaowarot combined two things SF can't stop talking about – rent prices and tech buses – into a really pretty map-fo-graphic. The map matter-of-factly shows the correlation of...
View ArticleRoad Trip to Mojave Desert for Epic Lantern Fest
If an Angeleno tells you they’re planning to head eastbound onto Highway 15, it’s probably safe to assume they’re seeking the bright neon lights of Las Vegas a few hours away. But on the eve of October...
View ArticleSurprisingly, SF Isn't the Most Overvalued City
SFGate reported today on a new study that shows that Austin, Texas, was more overvalued than San Francisco. I thought, how could that be? Our burritos totally kicked their burritos' ass!But overvalued...
View ArticleGo to Weird Fish Before It Closes!
Dante's Weird Fish, the eight-year-old beloved oddball restaurant on Mission at 18th, will close up shop at the end of the year.The pescatarian haven prominently displayed the Kurt Cobain quote that...
View ArticleThe 12 Times Muni Betrayed You
1. You’ve been at the bus stop for 20 minutes, and you’re running late for an important meeting. The bus arrives, but it passes your stop. No, you’re not invisible; Muni is in fact playing a cruel...
View ArticleWhy More of Your Friends May Move to Oakland
Last week the SF Housing Action Coalition (SFHAC) invited Rachel Flynn, Oakland’s Director of Planning and Building, to talk about Oakland’s approach to housing and land use policy. So, does our East...
View ArticleNormal People Posing Sexy on Practical Cars
San Francisco is definitely a place where you don’t need a car, but that doesn’t mean there still aren’t endless situations in which you really want a car. Getaround is a car-sharing community in which...
View ArticleJust Released: TIMF Daily Lineups
Treasure Island Music Festival is happening October 18 and 19. Our friends at TIMF just shared the set times for the two-day fest! See the acts by day and stage below. (TIMF also just released its...
View ArticlePsst! Get Free Passes to SF Pools
Want to beat this upcoming weekend's second heatwave but haven’t made a friend with a pool? The secret to cooling off is in your local library. Oh and it’s totally free.I have always been a firm...
View ArticleLove Carnitas? You'll Want to Try These Dishes
In LA carnitas tacos are a way of life. You can get 'em at any Mexican food truck or restaurant worth its Jalapeño peppers, but why limit the soft, flavorful, and spicy shoulder cut of pork to being...
View ArticleHow the Drought Could Cause an Earthquake
With 100% of California suffering from either drought, “extreme” drought, or “exceptional” drought, it’s time to take a closer look at one study from the journal Nature that correlated water depletion...
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