The 10 Most Useless Features of the New Apple Watch
Did you watch the #AppleLive keynote presentation?!? It was all up in everyone's Twitter feeds this morning and it's still the number one SF trend on Twitter, hours after it ended. If you’re not in the...
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The Differences Between SF and LA, Visualized
Vahram Muratyan’s Paris vs New Yorkis a book of fun illustrations comparing the two cities. I’ve always admired the collection because Muratyan doesn’t put down either place; instead, he paints a...
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SF-Specific Jokes in Newest Trailer for Pixar Movie
Pixar's next feature film, Inside Out, is set in San Francisco and it's coming out fairly soon. The movie will be released June 19, but a new trailer became available today. If you're caught up on why...
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Map Shows Every Single Change Proposed in Your 'Hood
Living in San Francisco these days means there's no end to seeing permit signs pop up on abandoned storefronts, and the city's skyline bristles with so many cranes that it's inspired a t-shirt. For...
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Illustrating What It Feels Like to Leave San Francisco
A few weeks ago, I left San Francisco after almost seven years for the mountains of Colorado. I had to explain the weight of leaving in the only way that made sense to me ... through comics. I give...
View ArticleUnbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is a Great Show With a Big Race Problem
I feel like Netflix is conspiring to never let us leave our homes on weekends again. This past weekend the streaming service rolled out the latest creation from my lord and savior Tina Fey called...
View ArticleTelegraph Hill Says No to Low-Income Housing
Imagining low-income housing in Telegraph Hill is like imagining a needle exchange in the heart of Pac Heights. The neighborhood famous for Coit Tower and wild parrots is often considered one of the...
View ArticleThis is How Much San Francisco Loves Yoda
The force is stronger than ever in San Francisco — a Yoda sculpture has found its way to Union Square.Part of the Hearts in San Francisco project, a yearly fundraising effort by the San Francisco...
View ArticleYou Know the Kale Moment is Over When McDonald's Puts it on the Menu
R.I.P. the kale fad — the vegetable may soon be coming to a McDonald’s near you. Yes, the same company that plans to stop serving chicken raised with antibiotics is going full health nut and bringing...
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Things Desperate San Franciscans Have Promised in the Hopes of Moving into My...
Scoring a room in San Francisco isn’t a day in Dolores Park. People from all corners of the world want to be in the city that has a knack for stealing hearts. If you’ve hunted for a room to rent here...
View ArticleHow Do I Get Over My A**hole Ex?
For about nine months I dated a guy who was pretty abusive. It was never physical, but I found the USF abusive partner checklist you offered someone else and more than one fit the bill, including the...
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Photos of How Not to Lock Your Bike in SF
Update: Dear Internet, in a previous version of this article, I outed myself as woefully ignorant of an important aspect of bike lockage. Despite my original statements, locking the rear wheel through...
View ArticleLucky 13 Getting Replaced by Condos? We Have Answers
Looks like yet another favorite San Francisco gathering place could be blown to dust to make room for luxury condos. Also, the sky is blue. Welcome to your harsh new reality, San Francisco. But as we...
View ArticleTokyo's Best Ramen Restaurant is Coming to SF
Once relegated to 99¢ college dinners — and usually overlooked at sushi restaurants — ramen has really blown up. Remember the insanity at the Ramen Street festival last year? Piggybacking on this...
View ArticleGet Free Coffee When You Answer Three Questions at This Inner Richmond Muni Stop
When the Masonic Avenue Streetscape Improvement Project is completed in early 2017 (at a cost of $18.2 million), the stretch of street between Geary Boulevard to the north and Fell Street to the south...
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This is The Perfect U.S. Road Trip According to Scientists
When most people dream of using their vacation days, they fantasize about European castle tours or Caribbean cruises or African safaris — really anything outside of the United States (except maybe...
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Video Spoofs Privileged, Entitled San Franciscans
If you’re a socio-economically conscious San Franciscan, you might not realize you could be saddled with privileges that go unused on a daily basis. Excess entitlement can be an opportunity lost; after...
View ArticleTypes of Bus Riders Who Deserve Gold Stars
I have a great many feels about riding the bus. Mostly, I talk shit about it, but I also think there's a small group of riders that deserves a shout-out for being dignified passengers, thus making the...
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Free Online Cards Against Humanity is Your Newest Afternoon Distraction
If you’re slumped at your desk right now nursing an afternoon coffee and wishing you had the balls to play hooky tomorrow, here's a reason to go on living: you can now play Cards Against Humanity...
View ArticleThis Is What a Quarter-Life Crisis Feels Like
I was recently hit with a twofer on the eve of my 27th birthday: my boyfriend broke up with me, and soon after, I was unexpectedly laid off from my job.My ex and I had been together for a year, making...
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