By Dan Rubinsky
Let's face it, matzo is not the greatest food ever invented. But what do you expect, it's called the "bread of affliction" for a reason.
Sure, during Passover we make the best of it with matzo pizza, matzo brie, and Reese's matzo, but after 8 days, we really don't want to see unleavened bread for the next 357.
So what do you do with the remaining four boxes of your Costco-sized matzo box (we know we can't eat it all, but the value!)?
Here are some suggestions:
1. To build a house you can't put pictures up in
2. Throw them in a flooded basement or bathroom to suck up all the water
3. Use one as a Parmesan cheese grater
4. Asbestos-free ceiling tile replacement
5. Step-activated burglar alarm
6. A one-time (one-minute?) shower hair strainer
7. Breaking boards in karate demonstrations to impress your grandmother
Photos via Thinkstock and by Thorbjorn Sigberg, Chris Baranski via Flickr