Put This On Your Neck: The Tiniest Map of San Francisco
New in the Shop this week are these tiny San Francisco map pendants. Just think how easy it will be to show a tourist how to get to Golden Gate Park or tell your Lyft driver the quickest route home!...
View ArticleYou've Had Sex, But Have You Had #AfterSex?
By Emma McGowanMy first reaction to the #AfterSex selfie hashtag on Instagram was a resounding “Really, guys? Really?” Between selfies at funerals and the millions of godamn pictures people are taking...
View ArticleRuPaul's Drag Race Gets Schooled on Sensitivity
By Peter Lawrence KaneRuPaul’s Drag Race has announced that it will stop using the word she-male. The show, now in its sixth season, had always had a regular feature called “You’ve Got She-Mail,” where...
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How to Start a Conversation in San Francisco
Local author Chris Colin and comedy writer Rob Baedeker recently had their excellent book, What to Talk About, published by Chronicle Books. It's a funny but absurd manual for improving conversation at...
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Google Contact Lenses Are Coming Soon!
By Margaux PoupardGo ahead and file this new under Google is determined to make the world more and more like real life Futurama. The tech giant is experimenting with computerized contact lenses. This...
View ArticleTry Table8 For Fancy Last Minute Reservations
By Wendy SteinerTable8 is a startup that partners with restaurants to allow you to make last minute reservations to some of the best and most popular restaurants in the city. Table8 launches in SF...
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Recap: Snapshot Shootout Happy Hours
When we found out New Belgium Brewing was releasing its new Snapshot Wheat beer in San Francisco, we were stoked to help them spread the word. The Snapshot Shootout, a series of three happy hour events...
View ArticleScalped Outside Lands Ticket Prices Now Rival Rent in SF
By George McIntireIt might be time to rally some gentrification protesters to vomit on Outside Lands scalpers, because now that three-day general admission tickets to the festival are sold out, a good...
View ArticleShould I Sell Out To a Crappy Startup?
If you have a burning question for Truth Talk with Jessica Lanyadoo, email our badass advice columnist and life counselor at truthtalkwithjessica@gmail.com, and check back on Wednesdays to see if she...
View ArticleTell Us Your Funniest Pot Smoking Story
Have a funny story about the first/last/worst/best time you got stoned? Tell us about it using this anonymous submission form. We'll publish a collection of the best stories this week in celebration of...
View Article10 Reasons Why San Franciscans Are Late
By Lauren BusleyRecently, a friend of mine was grumbling about how his latest love interest consistently shows up 10 minutes late for dates. Well duh. San Franciscans never intend to be late, but we’re...
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PHOTOS: Urban Putt Opens May 5 in the Mission
By Jennifer MaerzI've been excited about San Francisco's only indoor mini-golf course, Urban Putt, since the news first broke about it. I played religiously as a kid on outdoor courses, and was...
View ArticleFree Parking on Sundays Starting in July
By Jennifer MaerzA little relief is in store for those of us evil San Franciscans who own cars (I need mine for road trips!). SFGate reported that the SFMTA voted yesterday for Mayor Ed Lee's plan to...
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SF Can't Wait to Lick These
By Emma McGowanMassive pecs. Thighs bulging from tight uniforms. Perfectly globular butts. That’s what people across Finland can expect to be slapped onto their snail mail this September when Itella,...
View ArticleWhen's the Best Time to Look For Housing?
By Wendy Steiner When should you look for housing in SF? Never! But since that's not an option for many of us, here is some useful information on the best time of the month, week, and day to look...
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Mrs. Doubtfire 2 in the Works
By Wendy SteinerAccording to the Hollywood Reporter, Fox 2000 studios is developing a sequel to one of the most famous films set in SF, Mrs. Doubtfire. I'll wait while you calm yourself from rage or...
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There Was a Naked Protest Against Chemtrails (slightly NSFW)
If you happened to be out in the Financial District yesterday around lunchtime, you might’ve seen some conspiracy-theory-activist-performance-art-nudity courtesy of Stop Spraying Us SF, a group...
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7 Reasons Why 4/20 Falling on Easter is Bigger Than Jesus
1. You don’t care about not finding easter eggs since you actually forgot you were searching for them.2. A guy with long hair and a beard talking about a voice he hears on the Hill doesn’t feel...
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