Congrats SF State, your alumni are hella dateable!
Matchmaking service The Dating Ring conducted a survey of colleges to find the most and least dateable alumni. SFSU snags the 7th place spot on the dateable list outranking Boston University, Northwestern, and Williams College. As an SFSU alumnus, I feel uniquely qualified to speculate on our spot on the list.
It could be that San Francisco State has more than 30 different classes in the field of sexuality. Everyone has an opportunity to spend their four-plus years learning the arts of love like Batman learned the arts of combat. Plus when I attended, the school also offered a class that analyzed pornography. And no, that is not a euphemism for what I did every Friday night after improv practice.
SF State doesn't have a football team, so none of us ever did anything drunkenly at a campus tailgate party that would disqualify us from being dateable. However what we did drunkenly on top of the student services building is nobody’s business but ours.
George Bluth Senior went to SF State. Or maybe it was Oscar. Anywho, being connected however tenuously to anyone from Arrested Development makes a person instantly bang-able. SF state gives all of its students a nu start!
Another Bay Area college made it onto the list. UC Berkeley also ranks seventh…on the least dateable list! Suck it, nerds!
So if anyone ever gives you guff for going to a state school they’re probably just jealous of your palpable swag.
Via: Time; photo courtesy of Gary Sanchez..my dad.